“Hey babe…” Vinnie greeted his girlfriend as he came in through the door. His voice was dripping with lust. After all, it was 14th February 2014 – Valentine’s Day. “I’ve got a surprise for you…” he continued, his left eyebrow slightly raised as a smirk crossed his face. He produced a non-descript plastic bag from behind his back.
“Ooh!” Paulina responded. She’d been eagerly anticipating his arrival, and was more than a little curious as to what was in the bag. “What’ve you got there, stud?” she said, licking her lips like a hungry lioness ready to pounce.
“Babe, I was thinking. As we both know, today is the last day in this, The Year of Luigi.” Vinnie sensually said, sliding down beside Paulina on the couch. “Sure, Vin,” she replied, her voice getting heavy and husky, “President of Nintendo Satoru Iwata came through and gave us a whole year of Luigi themed games. Reggie Fils-Aime, President of Nintendo of America, confirmed it himself that this, The Year of Luigi, ended today.”
Vinnie’s lust briefly overcame him, and he kissed his girlfriend passionately. “That goes without saying. So I thought we’d do something…special…for Valentine’s Day…” his voice trailed off as he produced a Luigi outfit from the bag.
Paulina squealed with delight. “Oh babe, you read my mind…but I’m afraid you’re too late.” She slowly opened her dressing gown to reveal she was already wearing the iconic green jumper and overalls. “I’m-a Luigi…number one!”
“Oh…Paulie…it’s been a great year to own Nintendo consoles!” Vinnie was able to moan before Paulina affixed her mustache and leaped onto him.